Is it a bird?  Is it a pirate?  Is it one of the weirdest things we sell?  The answer to all those questions is YES!

Standing 15 inches tall and made of rubber, the bird thing squeaks and squaks in different tones depending where and how hard you sqeeze it.

Check out that awesome detail. 

For the person that has everything... the squeaky pirate bird thing.

Now in stock, his buddy, Earl, the Ultimate Chick Magnet.  Earl is complete with chest hair, gold medallion, fire print undies, pompadour and shades.  What hen can resist him?  17 inches tall, made of rubber and squeaks when you squeeze him.

Rounding out the weird rubber bird thing collection is our gal Henrietta.  From her bunny rabbit ears down to her manicured chicken feet, Henrietta is sure to impress the fellas at the chicken coop.

Henrietta stands 8 inches tall and sqeaks when you sqeeze her.  Sorry boys, Henrietta's bathing suit is non-removable.